Weirdos and even-more-weird-weirdos..

Me and one of my friends we were just discussing, how in our hostel, we've come across so many weird guys... Thankfully no weird girls... Some cases in my hostel:

1. The toujours despo: Hits on every girl in the vicinity. To be honest... traumatizing experience. I mean, all guys are'nt that bad.. He just tries his luck everywhere.. Someone please tell him that trying too much doesnt really help... U gotta actually be good/ have it in u for a girl to allow u to hit on her... 
2. No communication weirdo: Actually doesnt talk to anyone in the vicinty.. in his own words.. created a fortress around himself.. bt the catch is.. why is he doing an MBA here..?? I mean.. if u cant work with people.. how are u ever going to work ANYWHERE??!!
3. The Stalker: Claims that he knows everything... Stalks u like crazy.. gets hold of your CV and actually checks out your blog.. or your fav sport or fav club!! I mean.. get a life stalker!! This much info would rather freak a grl out than impress her!! Get a life!!
4. The I-Know-It-All: Supposedly a know-it-all and thus stays aloof... no communication required for the lesser mortals.. People are generally out of their 'league'!! well, my message.. Have fun in your league... ALONE!!
5. The Super-Religious: Total Bhakt!! No alcohol, no grass, no butts... Nothing.. Superbly clean.. and freaks out at the thought of partying and 'having fun' in the normal way!! My message: Good Luck with survival in the corporate world!!

And there are new ones you meet everyday... the list goes on and on... :)
They make life interesting now.. dont they... :) ;)